Socially awkward. Exceptionally loud.
August 2012
I like to share my guacamole.
Does anyone want to come to my bathroom some day and possibly share some guacamole with me? I just ate some Mexican and let’s just say I can’t stop making guacamole. What’s my solution to it? Well eating it. There’s so much guac I cannot flush the toilet anymore. There’s guac in the sink. Guac in the tub. Guac in the master bedroom. Guac in my hand. If anyone wants to come by to my house and share a nice handful of my homemade guacamole I’d greatly appreciate it. I was inspired to do this because I saw a video of a gorilla eating his own guacamole. A few days later I stumbled upon a video of another gorilla sharing his guacamole with another gorilla. I figured if gorillas share their guac, I will share my guac. I have two big heaping piles of guacamole, so please come by.
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